A beautiful, enlightening hike on the Sloan Canyon Trail near Las Vegas, NV. A few pictures of Sloan Canyon, and a short writeup I titled “The Proverbial Tree.”
While on my recent vacation in Vegas, I had an opportunity to locate a nearby trail and go for a hike. With a camera, 32oz of water, limited sunscreen, no map and a terrible sense of direction, I headed towards the mountains. Little did I know this combination would create such an incredible experience.
I wouldn’t return for almost 3 hours.
If you’ve never been out West, the desert/mountain combination is something you need to see for yourself. And the solitude that came with it on this hike was just what I needed.
In the pictures below, you’ll see what I labeled as “The Proverbial Tree.” Nothing better sums up my hike through Sloan Canyon than the short piece I wrote while on the trail, standing under this tree:
“Whether it was divine intervention or man’s creation, here stood this solitary tree. With a perfect view of the entire canyon, the wind swept through at a constant pace, providing my only break from the desert heat.
On the walk back, I thought I lost my way, but there stood that proverbial tree, once again providing the relief I craved…
Behind me stood the city that never sleeps, yet everything in front of me is so awake, so alive. And I am alive with it.”
My recap of one, pretty awesome family vacation in Las Vegas, NV. My new 3-year-old best friend, gambling, Fountains at the Bellagio, The Stratosphere, Terry Fator, The Freemont Experience, hiking a canyon…
Here’s a recap of my recent family vacation to Las Vegas, NV. Not necessarily in any order…
Although I enjoyed most of the trip, the best part was seeing Zachary, my (almost) 3-year-old second cousin. I enjoyed the experience so much, I wrote a separate post about it.
I have family spread out in a few places across the country – Jersey, Florida, Pennsylvania, Nevada – so when I get a chance to see them, it’s always nice. It’s that unconditional love sort of thing.
The main Vegas Strip
The main strip in Vegas is “as advertised.” I’d recommend you at least see it once, but you’ll have to decide if it’s really for you or not. The hotel/casinos are massive and extravagant. Everything else is 10x bigger or more outrageous than it needs to be. Tourists everywhere. Slot machines around every corner (even in CVS 30 minutes outside the city). Beers in hand on the street (some even in brown paper bags). Sketchy guys (and gals) handing out flyers for strips clubs with half-naked women on them. I mean, “it’s Vegas.”
I can do without much of that. But here’s what I do recommend you see:
Fountains at Bellagio
This was my favorite part of the Vegas strip. The fountains… bigger than I thought. The water… goes much higher. The choreography to the music… literally breathtaking. It’s amazing during the day… even better at night.
Bellagio Fountains video (although it doesn’t do it justice)
This is the 1,100 ft. tower overlooking the Vegas strip – and the entire valley. They’ve got 2 roller coaster rides that throw you over the edge, and 1 that drops you straight down to the ground. But you don’t need to ride any of them to enjoy yourself up there. The view is spectacular. I’d recommend catching a sunset if you can. And don’t forget your camera.
The Terry Fator Show
Terry Fator is a ventriloquist. I think he won America’s Got Talent a few years back. I wasn’t overly thrilled going into it. I kept expectations pretty low. But this dude was hilarious for 90 minutes straight. Every character. Every skit. Every voice. Every song. He must’ve had at least 15 characters, and a unique singing voice to go along with each one. Again, the videos don’t do him justice.
Terry Fator videos
Gambling in Vegas
Let’s get something straight. I’m not a lucky person. Never have been, never will be. And I’m perfectly OK with that. I actually prefer it that way. But even if you don’t like to gamble, I do think you can have fun with a little bit of money. Let’s just say I learned a few things…
Don’t sit down at a table unless you know the game inside & out. The only thing worse than losing all your money is not understanding how you lost all your money.
You can’t sit down at a $5 blackjack table with $30 and expect to have a good time. You might as well just put your 30 on the table and walk away. Give yourself more than 6 hands to see how things play out.
At first I thought they were stupid. But when I realized I don’t know any card game inside & out, the slots became my friend. Two things in particular that I learned:
Play a slot that you understand how it pays out.
I recommend one with 3 columns and no more than 5 lines you can hit. Take a minute to read how to play. Knowing what you are trying to get increase the fun factor tenfold.
And don’t be afraid to let everyone know. I’m not superstitious at all, but for an unlucky guy playing a game that relies 100% on luck, it makes it interesting. I threw in a few fist pumps, a couple “Big Bucks, No Whammies,” and even kissed my money voucher. Believe me, I earned every cent of the $1.50 that I won.
The Freemont Experience
In a word… “eh.” And that’s me being nice. Freemont was the original “Vegas” before they built up the current strip. I’ve never seen more wife beaters (the tank tops, not the actual human beings), mustaches, fortys and tramp stamps in one 5 block radius. The Freemont light show made a landfill look like a tourist attraction. Save yourself some time and leave this one off the itinerary.
Hiking Sloan Canyon
Most people come to Vegas for the strip, but I was equally excited about the desert trails, mountains & canyons. So excited, I went for a 3-hour hike into Sloan Canyon. You can read my separate writeup here.
Big thanks to Jason & Crystal for an awesome guest room, excellent tour guide skills, and having 2 of the coolest, most well-behaved kids I’ve ever seen. Also to Mom & Grandmom for funding part of my gambling experience, and Uncle Tom & Morris for picking up the restaurant tab. You all allowed me to have a great time without emptying my pockets, and I really appreciate that.
I’m at the airport waiting for a connection flight, and I found myself looking for a place to STAND. You sit for hours on an uncomfortable plane. I wanted to move around and stretch my legs. Airports should lose chairs and add treadmills and stretching areas. We could all use the exercise, especially between flights.
I’m waiting in the Dallas/Fort Worth (DFW) airport for my connection to Las Vegas. There are tons of open seats, but that’s the last thing I want to do right now.
Everything in airport terminals is geared toward sitting down. But that’s the last thing we should be doing.
We’re getting ready to sit on a plane for several hours, with an uncomfortable headrest & no leg room. Many of our muscles are contracted. Things are stiffening up. Blood flow comes to a stand still. And the great opportunity we have to counteract all of that – while waiting at the gate – and we spend it sitting on our butts.
Instead of restaurants and shoe-shiners – which both encourage sitting on your butt – there should be treadmills & stretching areas.
You might say, “That’s a great idea Dave, but this is America, where everyone loves to eat and sit on their ass. No one would use them.”
If they were there, people would use them.
People need to be reminded. Just like we’re reminded to grab some fries for our next flight by the huge McDonalds billboard we pass every third gate.
We’re a product of our environment, and unfortunately, our environment is usually leading us in the wrong direction.
Note: I was marching in place the entire time while writing this post.